Right in Front of You

Apr 15
sucysucyfivedolla:

just fucking eat this whole sack of flour

sucysucyfivedolla:

just fucking eat this whole sack of flour

Apr 15

noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently. 

Apr 15
simsgonewrong:

Just orphaned three teens, but at least he’s cleaning the yard. 

simsgonewrong:

Just orphaned three teens, but at least he’s cleaning the yard. 

Apr 15
Apr 15
Apr 15

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

in-love-with-my-bed:

capsicleandmetalman:

finnyisintheimpala:

cocoparadis:

circusbones:

gregore:

The Avengers give Peter Parker a ‘hair cut’.

“HOW.”

my little american

THOR OMG

This isn’t science 

thank.

There isnt a single part of this that isnt gold

Apr 15
needlesslydefiantwithtea:

bloodycrumpets:

BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH  BRITISH canada eh BRITISH BRITISH

omg canada YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

needlesslydefiantwithtea:

bloodycrumpets:

BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH  BRITISH canada eh BRITISH BRITISH

omg canada YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

Apr 15
Apr 14

Messages from my friend while she was doing Priority: Rannoch last night

antivanwhores:

*possible spoilers*

-Why isn’t there EVER a ‘save everybody’ option? So much for “just this one, everybody lives!” It’s always sacrifice ALL these people for this ONE
-I was WONDERING when M.E was going to get it’s own version of the Fade missions. But dear god the Geth interface was dull.
-Why do they even BOTHER having disputes with a companion and a random NPC that I have to support? I’m gonna pick the companion’s side pretty much every time, especially when it’s ALWAYS Tali.
-I have a reeeeeeeeeeeeeally bad feeling about Legion on this mission.
-Yeah, let’s have a previous companion who isn’t a companion in THIS one tag along for a semi-helpful part in a story mission. That’s NEVER gone wrong before!
-“Retreat to a safe distance” maybe so you DON’T FALL DOWN. Nice one, Shep.
-GODDAMN LASERS
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
I AM NOT MAKING THAT DECISION
NONONONONONONONONONONO
-WHY CAN’T YOU BE AWAKE TO TELL ME IF TALI WILL HATE ME
-WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!?! I do not feel emotionally capable of making this decision at 2.30am
THANK
CHRIST
FOR
PARAGON
POINTS
*hello heart attack city*
NONONONONONONONONONONONO I AM SO DONE WITH THIS GAME
SO SO SO DONE WITH THIS GAME
MASS EFFECT IS GOING BACK INTO THE TIME OUT CORNER

Apr 14

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.